Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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