Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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