Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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