So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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