You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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