The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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