8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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