I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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