god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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