Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Dick very happy bro
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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