he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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