Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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