Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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