the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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