Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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