...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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