I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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