Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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