Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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