She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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