When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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