did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
What a dumb baby whore.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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