Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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