i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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