i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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