I feel like I'm in dance class right now
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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