careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Everything about him screamed your future.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Randomize
