Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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