Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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