Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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