is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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