But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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