Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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