Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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