I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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