haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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