worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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