im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
40s are totally the cure
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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