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(917): View more from New York City

SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.

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(347): View more from New York

the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.

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(314): View more from Missouri

A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.

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(360): View more from Washington

I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.

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