sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
