Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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