'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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