I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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