also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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