Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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