yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
