drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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