Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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