aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Boobs speak an international language.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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