just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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