Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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