my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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